Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit incrementbyfour ” so you don’t have

” so you don’t have to explain yourself

like how the remote always disappears between the cushions

It’s witty

Let’s be honest—when most dog lovers meet someone new

cocktail snob

Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit incrementbyfour ” so you don’t haveThis suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least its decorative. The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase Bless This Shitshow ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire. Included: a 6" bamboo hoop, printed fabric, floss in just pretty enough colors, two needles (in case